Why things are awkward between me and eddikus
California, man. Dude needs to wear proper shoes.
Because she uses the word “garburator” without giggling uncontrollably. And I don’t even understand how that’s possible.
She could potentially be my favorite author ever. It would be so fun just to pick her brain for an hour or two.
I had a dream once that she was riding shotgun in my car and she punched me in the face. I really love her music a lot.
Wait… this isn’t Jim Carrey?
Oh well, I want to meet him anyway. I’ve heard he’s pretty nice.